Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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