Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I didn't notice because vodka
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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