You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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