you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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