I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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