you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Randomize
