Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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