i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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