it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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