I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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