Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Shame - the story of my life.
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