So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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