are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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