Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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