By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize