I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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