Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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