Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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