upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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