No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He felt like a one man threesome
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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