Whoa Z and x make the same sound
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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