Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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