i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
