When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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