he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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