I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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