paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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