If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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