I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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