I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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