Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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