what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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