do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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