Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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