Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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