Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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