You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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