i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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