I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
