does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
no you cant smoke seaweed
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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