what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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