with your own penis?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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