is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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