i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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