Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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