Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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