This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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