Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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