hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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