check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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