she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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